Wednesday, May 14, 2008

"[I]f there’s any doubt, abort!"

I’m pro-abortion. I don’t mean that everyone ought to abort every fetus that happens to lodge itself in the lining of every uterus, but I do mean that my motto is: if there’s any doubt, abort!

What do I mean by this crazy motto of “If there’s any doubt, abort!”? I mean if you are a teenager and are afraid to tell your parents you’re pregnant, if you think you don’t have time or room in your life for a child, if you don’t think your partner will make a good parent, if you can’t stop drinking/smoking/doing blow, if you aren’t sure whether you can afford a child, if you have any doubt at all about whether you want to be a parent, DON’T BECOME ONE, and have the abortion. Trust me, it’s probably best for everyone involved.


— Nine Deuce, "I’m a pro-abortion patriot, and I say anti-choicers are with the terrorists", Rage Against the Man-chine, 14 May 2008.

Monday, May 12, 2008

"One thing, my wife, she says we doctors have a license to lie. And it's true."

One thing, my wife, she says we doctors have a license to lie. And it's true. It's absolutely true. Sometimes you need to lie to a patient about things that they want to do or not, much less now than in the past, because they are much more educated between CNN and the Internet.


—Alberto Hodari, speaking to medical students at Wayne State University, Detroit, MI, 9 November 2007.

Monday, May 5, 2008

"how do i persuade an abortion?"

my friend is 2 weeks pregnant. our relationship was 'friends with benefits'. we live together but i'm moving out.


i can't legally force her to abort. thats the rowe vs. wade thing. my only hope is there is something scarey in the ultrasound picture. but even then her friends mite persuade her to keep a 3 headed kid with a tail. when i have time with her she agrees that its not fair for kid to grow up in our situation, but then her friends undermine my efforts, which irritates me, cuz its not their kid.


—Ragemonkey, "how do i persuade an abortion?", LiveJournal, 24-25 April 2008.